Sweet Funny sms

Boy to a girl b4 exm:
hey, al d best.
Girl also told d same,
but girl scord 80 mrks & boy was fail
moral:- only boys wish with true heart

Boy-mere sath chalogi
girl-kaha
Boy-jahaTum kaho
girl-OkPolice station chalte hai
Boy-lo batao ab bhai apni behen se mazak bhi nhi kar sakta

Gaon Me Bijli Aane Wali He Sun K
Log Nach Rahe The
1Kutta B Jhoom Raha Tha
Santa-Tu Kyu Khush Hai
Kutta-BIJLI Aayegi to khambe Bi To Lagenge

CID pj..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
Wah wah..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
“Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!”

Banta:Uth..Uth.. Bhukamp aa raha hai
Santa:Soja..Soja.. Makaan girega maalik ka girega,hum to kirayedaar hain.

May 22nd, 2010 by in Cool Sms, Hindi sms, Sardar Jokes Sms, shayari sms | No Comments

Cool Jokes

SANTA:
Mein To apne Saare Dosto Ko
Bhul Hi
Gaya Tha
Par
ek Film Dekhi
To
Sab
Yaad Aa Gaye!
BANTA:
kaun si film?
SANTA-
‘KAMINEY”

Raat ko 2bajhe kisine Bajai Ghar Ki Bell
Raat 2Baje Kisi Ne Bajai Ghar Ki Bell
Mene Gate Khola
Chokidar Bola
aree malik all Is Well..

May 22nd, 2010 by in Cool Sms, shayari sms | No Comments

Lovely Shayari sms

cid shayari: paa me amitabh ka naam h auro..
wah wah..
paa mein amitabh ka naam h auro…
wah wah abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!

ARZ HAI
Cham Cham Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Karte Taare

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Koi Bhi SMS Nahi Karta
Besharam Ho Gaye Hai Saare.

CID SPL
Thanda Khaya Hai, Khaasi hi Hogi,
Gor farmiye
Thanda Khaya Hai, Khaasi hi Hogi
ACP ne kaha,
Khoon kiya Hai to Faasi hi Hogi.!

May 22nd, 2010 by in shayari sms | No Comments


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